AskLoki
Kill something? Well, that's a bit of a redundant request, I'm an assassin.

Oh you are? Very good. I really may have use of you. I’m having little.. lack of minions, so you shall join my army. Welcome. Now, fetch me some coffee.

Hm. What would you like for me to accomplish in order to prove my worth?

Kill something. Prove me that I can have use of you.

Not much of a question...but can I please volunteer for your army oh god please let me serve you *kneels*

Hmm.. Do something to prove your worthy. Then I can maybe consider.